I have yet to meet a feminist with an ounce of culture. I love Camille Paglia, but I’ve never met her. The ones I’ve met? About as cultured as a garden slug. And yes, I’ve met a lot of them. I even regrettably lived with a feminist girlfriend for awhile
Give me more opiumStinky, starving artists vs the real deal
I’ve met artists who actually make a pretty good living doing the things they love. But first, I’m going to talk about the opposite. The stinky, starving artist. He’s at the art gallery, selling his paintings. And he stinks so much that you don’t even want to have a conversation
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Lift weights, eat steaks, and surround yourself with beautiful women
Roxy and I have a long running argument. She thinks she’s average and I’m an amazing artist. I think she’s gorgeous and I’m just painting what I see. It’s funny how sometimes, beautiful women don’t see what others see. Regardless though, her presence is magical. I get inspired whenever she’s
Give me more opiumA generation without fathers – Part II
I don’t just state problems. I state problems, then propose solutions. That’s how I think. Women love to complain. They’ll lay out all their problems and expect you to listen to them all. Then get irritated when a man proposes solutions. Well, guess what? This article isn’t for the ladies.
Give me more opiumWhen masculinity disappears for a generation
The 80s really were a golden decade. If someone says they didn’t have a good time that decade, they were either too young or socially retarded. I could tell people stories about what happened. People nowadays won’t believe me. They’d think I’m exaggerating. But if I told someone who also
Give me more opiumLessons, new techniques, and improving my morning routine
Discipline is something that takes longer to develop in some folks. I was bad at it forever. High school homework? Rarely got done. I rarely came to tests prepared. Usually either forgot they occurred altogether or crammed the night before. Both, the wrong way to do things. This kind of
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Prudes and the American rating system
In 2000, we took our son to the theater to see a God awful movie called Mission to Mars. Before going to the movie, my son said “I want to be an astronaut.” We saw the movie had a PG rating. No, not PG-13. Straight up PG. So we mistakenly
Give me more opiumI’ve done a 180 on running
I’ve talked about the benefits of sunlight many times. So I’d often tell the Mrs that I’m going for a walk, just to get some sun. Then, a real nice ass with a ponytail will fly by. And I’d suddenly get the inspiration to run. I’ll come back covered in
Give me more opiumThe Power of Repetition
I’m an artist, not a fighter. But in junior high and high school, American football was everything to me. In junior high, I legitimately thought I was going to make the NFL. Around my sophomore year of high school, I realized it was a pipe dream and went into a
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Struggling with depression checklist
Contrary to popular opinion, most depression is treatable. Of course you don’t hear about that because for one, a lot of people, including the super strong drug company lobby would lose a shitload of money. And for another, you’ve already heard my rant about how the media profits off your
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