Everyone loves to hate rednecks. But I'm the opposite of everyone else. I love rednecks. I even married one. Rednecks are more likely to survive anything. And when I say anything, I mean anything. Rednecks keep America safe too. One of the Japanese generals before WWII said that there's no…
I've had a pretty good life so far. I'm actually glad it started off pretty bad because I appreciate everything. Even very minor things that most of us take for granted. I also appreciate people too. Well, the good ones. The ones who are actually grateful. Then there are the…
You've probably heard that urban legend about the kid who got a razor blade in his Halloween candy and died. It's an oldie and it still persists. Yeah. Everyone heard about that kid. Turns out though that it was an urban legend. Although based on a real event. Even worse…
Our prior gym was open 24-7. I got insomnia, so I'd work out whenever I wanted to. Sometimes at ungodly hours. One time, I witnessed a young man really struggling to deadlift 115 pounds. He dropped the bar twice. At first, I thought "what an a-hole" but then put 2…
However, I won't be writing so much. I got two things going on. One - I'm prepping for upcoming art shows. Two - we'll be in Romania next month. Unfortunately for me, I found a gorgeous young Romanian lady that I'd love to work with. She'll be out of the…