Rednecks rule

Everyone loves to hate rednecks. But I’m the opposite of everyone else. I love rednecks. I even married one. Rednecks are more likely to survive anything. And when I say anything, I mean anything. Rednecks keep America safe too. One of the Japanese generals before WWII said that there’s no way Japan could defeat America… Continue reading Rednecks rule

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The legend of the Flaming Poo

You’ve probably heard that urban legend about the kid who got a razor blade in his Halloween candy and died. It’s an oldie and it still persists. Yeah. Everyone heard about that kid. Turns out though that it was an urban legend. Although based on a real event. Even worse though, it turned out his… Continue reading The legend of the Flaming Poo

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