If I wrote this article in the 1980s, nobody would have read it. They would have seen the headline and immediately thought "duh!" It was totally normal for a straight guy to admire a beautiful woman. Women knew it too. So they worked on looking good. I've said before that…
Hi. My name is Roman. And I'm a workaholic. (Everyone claps). I cannot stop working. It's just what I do. I work. All day long. Often all night long as well. I'll wake up in the middle of the night with an idea then never go back to sleep, working…
You can judge folks by the words they use. My main model before Allie and Roxy said "I can't" a lot. I mean, all the time. It was like her catch phrase. No coincidence she never got good at anything. You'll also meet folks who don't let the little stuff…
After Mom died, I went into a funk. I drank way too much and started eating poorly. I don't remember exactly when but I remember the year it happened. One day, I had my shirt off and saw myself in the mirror. It's not that I didn't like what I…
The feminist who hated my wife used to be a total babe. I know this because she showed me the pics. She had a wonderful lifestyle. Was married to a rich guy. Traveled the world. Then something happened and they got divorced. Of course, I've only heard her side of…
Mom and I used to butt heads. Looking back, I realize that it's because we're pretty much the same person. Except, she didn't live to see me shine. She played Chopin and Beethoven on the piano. I played ABBA and Journey. She spoke five languages fluently. I speak one and…
Two things you'll never see on this blog - dishonesty, and me stealing someone else's images. I can't stand stock images either. Especially when someone who claims to be a "lifestyle blogger" uses them. If you're a lifestyle blogger, that means you've lived an interesting life. Right? Therefore, you should…
I wrote a post over a year ago about too much thinking and not enough living. Since then, my Twitter account has grown a bit. Which is good and bad. Now I got so many people replying that I miss about half of them. I imagine when it gets even…
In college, I had two creative writing professors. I took creative writing seriously. I'd rank Speech and Creative Writing as the top one and two most important courses in college, respectively. Whether you like it or not, you need to learn how to talk. Humans are a social species. Like…
When I talked about finding someone younger and cuter, I called out poseurs. I can't stand poseurs, because I can't stand dishonesty. It's like, I was talking about investing on Twitter and some jackass said he never made an investing mistake. Really? Yes, some people really are simply lying douchebags.…