Why Opium Tales?

I am a Romantic. No, not the cheesy 20th century definition. I fucking hate how they took something awesome like Romanticism and turned it into something pretty fucking stupid. I am a Romantic, 19th century definition. If you have no idea what I'm referring to, read the Wikipedia page on…

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The Voodoo Sex Shop

Nobody fucked with Jack. Do you remember that old Jim Croce song about Leroy Brown? Yeah. Jack was the real life version of that guy. Anyways, Jack liked to beat the shit out of other men who thought they were the toughest guy in the bar. He didn't like it…

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What’s in a name? Sometimes, everything

Dammit. I open up one of my old tales and it's called A Pirate's Tale. Written before Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean series came out, one of the main characters was named Jack. So no. Not going to keep that name for obvious reasons. Everyone will think I copied them.…

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Siren’s Lament – What happened at the interview

If you haven't read the first part of that senile old dragon rambling on about the man who broke Parthenope's heart, click here. Then his story will make a little bit more sense. Don't blame me for his ramblings though. I'm just the guy typing. he dragon wasn't so hard…

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Siren’s Lament Part II

If you haven't read the first part of that senile old dragon rambling on about the man who broke Parthenope's heart, click here. Then his story will make a little bit more sense. Don't blame me for his ramblings though. I'm just the guy typing. ou again. Why do you…

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