Tonna’s obscene death

This is Part III of Princess of the Night. Part I of Princess for the Night is here. onna lost the lottery. She immediately peed in her dress as the other virgin girls in that village and some of the neighboring villages breathed a sigh of relief. Several of the girls cried for her. Some… Continue reading Tonna’s obscene death

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Young love

This is Part II of Princess for the Night. Part I of Princess of the Night is here. very swings the wooden practice sword and Umfrey easily blocks it. “You’re telegraphing, Avery. I saw where the blow would land before you even got close to me. Try again.” Yes, a prodigy with a sword, but… Continue reading Young love

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“You’re not going to need that love potion”

“You’re not going to need that love potion.” Isabella looked up at her aunt and smiled. “You don’t think so?” “No. He’s already crazy about you. Apparently everyone in the village knows this but you.” Isabella sort of blushed. That’s a lot of emotion for Isabella, who’s more a thinking girl. Not your average feminine… Continue reading “You’re not going to need that love potion”

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Why Opium Tales?

I am a Romantic. No, not the cheesy 20th century definition. I fucking hate how they took something awesome like Romanticism and turned it into something pretty fucking stupid. I am a Romantic, 19th century definition. If you have no idea what I’m referring to, read the Wikipedia page on Romanticism. Romanticism was an art… Continue reading Why Opium Tales?

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The Voodoo Sex Shop

Nobody fucked with Jack. Do you remember that old Jim Croce song about Leroy Brown? Yeah. Jack was the real life version of that guy. Anyways, Jack liked to beat the shit out of other men who thought they were the toughest guy in the bar. He didn’t like it when other men stood tall… Continue reading The Voodoo Sex Shop

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