It's weird seeing the raw numbers. I've had over 95k visitors. I've sold almost a dozen matted prints and 30+ EPs. I'm rich, bitch! (Honk honk!) No, not really. I pretty much do this for fun though. And no, despite what you might think when reading this title, I'm not…
Well friends, I finally did it. I started a weekly program on YouTube. It's about my speed drawing technique. I take a pretty girl and draw her quickly. Here's my first episode: https://youtu.be/ScKcJqhXYYk You're so beautiful - Episode 1 featuring Allie I had a blast creating the intro. I just…
It seemed like forever ago. A friend of mine worked with a beautiful blonde. She always had the most radiant smile when I saw her. So one day, we just started talking. And lo and behold, became friends. I've talked about platonic friendships between men and women before. And y'all…
My favorite bartender in the San Francisco area was skinny and goofy looking. That motherfucker could outdrink anyone though. I wonder where the alcohol went because he really was rail thin. Anyways, he always had a hot girlfriend. And always also had attractive female friends. Was his girl jealous? I'm…
Hey folks. I'm back on Twitter. My account is opiumtales2 because some jackass has opiumtales. That dickhead is some emo piece of shit who's just sitting on my fame, apparently grabbed while I was banned. What a dick. Anyways, if you're there, give me a follow.