There's an old joke that goes "I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic goes to meetings." Well, I can honestly say I'm not an alcoholic. Yes, with a straight face. I drink almost daily. Sometimes I don't. I don't drink on the days when I go to the gym. Now of…
"Steve" is a wimp. He likes things in life, but is too chickenshit to pursue them. When he likes a girl, he doesn't know how to approach her. When he wants something in life, he doesn't know how to gun for it and hopes it magically appears on his plate.…
There are secure people. And there are insecure people. Of course, most of us are somewhere in between. But if you want to have a better life, you're best off hanging with people in the former group. I'm obsessed with getting better. I like hanging out with like minded people.…
The club was packed. I hadn't been to Goth clubs in the West just yet. Only knew the ones in the South. And at the time (90s), the Goth clubs had hot babes. Maybe it was the cocaine keeping them slim. Years later, I'd visit a few Goth clubs on…
"Tonya" used to submit her ex-boyfriend wrestling. So it kind of turned her on that I'd screw around when we play fought. I'd immediately pin her, then make her clap her hands. I'd tell her "so, you like to clap your hands" as she'd helplessly clap her hands. Sometimes, I'd…
A quality woman has no problem replacing a man. Assuming she's at least attractive and has some common sense, she'll be over a man in a month or two. Sometimes even a week because all attractive women have orbiters. That's a cold, hard fact of life. So ladies, this article…
We're all works in progress. Until we're dead of course. I look back at some of my drawings from only a few years ago and cringe. I remember the first few songs I wrote. Cringeworthy. And of course, my old writing. Cringe. Only a few years ago, I wrote a…
Bless his heart. He’s not a bad guy. But James (not his real name) struggles. Big time. He’d always come over and he loved checking out my photography room. At the time, I’d always have new nudes of beautiful women. I was seriously into photography and the downstairs was a…
Our plane was late. Snow delay. That meant two more hours in the airport. I asked my wife if she wanted to watch the Patriots game and she said no. She wanted to read her book. So I went to the airport bar and grabbed a glass of red wine.…
“Don’t call me cute.” “Why?” “Because I HATE being called cute. Call me sexy or beautiful, but anything but cute.” She was wearing a black dress, one that showed off her lovely figure. She could have modeled in that dress. Heck, she should have modeled in that dress. I remember…