If you don’t follow Joshua Lisec on Twitter, you should. He’s hands down the best ghostwriter on the planet, a master hypnotist, and hates bad Hollywood writing even more than I do.
Right now, I’m drinking White Claws and re-reading his book. It’s the one with the Mona Lisa on the cover.
The book convinced me that I need to write my own book. The prereq for writing your own book after reading his book – you need to be THE expert at something.
For me – two things. I’ll gladly do a dick measuring contest with either my hot nudes or my electric guitar. For the latter, I’ll tell you what covers we did back in the late 80s and early 90s – Metallica’s Creeping Death, Yngwie’s I Am A Viking, Ozzy’s Mr. Crowley, Maiden’s Aces High, Megadeth’s Holy Wars, Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb, and the Ramones’ I Wanna Be Sedated. I played lead guitar on each one of those songs except for Aces High which I only played the first solo and Comfortably Numb which I also only played the first solo. The second guitarist played the other solos on those pieces.
I even took a lesson from Jason Becker. So yeah, I can shred.
But no, I’m not going to write a book on how to play electric guitar.
You know where my heart is. It’s on titties.
Thus, a book on boobs. Well, not just boobs. The whole shebang.
Nude women. No, not my photography book. I’ll publish one of those another day.
You’ll see. I’ll give more details later.
Allie’s writing the forward as we speak. Actually, I hope so. I need to bug that girl sometimes because she takes a long time to do anything. (No, she doesn’t read this blog so I can say this). So I should rephrase that – Allie better be working on my forward.
And, I’ll need your help. Not only buy the book (you WILL want a copy of it and I’ll be more than happy to sign your copy). But also tell the world. Take a picture of yourself holding the book and post it on social media.
Let’s make this an Amazon bestseller. I know we can do it.