Life is short.

It really is.

Worst of all? Youth is magical, but the youth is wasted on the youth. Who will of course fail to appreciate their youth until after it’s gone.

Then you get decades of slowly getting older.

Then death.

Fun blog post, huh?

Well, don’t worry friends. I’m just getting started.

Those of you who know me in real life or have followed either this blog or my Twitter account know that I worked in a retirement home. I got to see people I liked not being there the next day. Because they were dead.

I got to see patterns too. People pleasers? Dead.

Assholes? They live longer than people pleasers. But nobody wants to hang out with them.

So that’s not exactly the way to go either.

“What’s this gotta do with boobs, Roman?”

Hold yer horses!

I don’t do clickbait. If I got a title, it’s for a dang good reason.

That title?

That’s the meaning of life, friend. Boobs? Yes, boobs.

“Well, what if I’m a woman?”

Great question. But this article isn’t for you. Sorry sweetheart. Your meaning of life’s gotta be something different.

On Twitter, I do all these really weird polls. To the untrained eye, they look like random bullshit. But if you know psychology, you’d get it.

I now know that 87% of my Twitter following is male and the majority like either Sci-Fi or Fantasy.

I also know that my Twitter following reads books, loves music, and enjoys pop culture in one form or another.

So if I actually had more of a female following, I’d write more for that audience. But I can guarantee you one thing – as my Twitter following is 87% male, my blog following is well over 90% male.

So once again – boobs. On 11″x14″ drawing paper, using only #2 and 4B pencils.

And if you’re wondering how come I always have hot female friends, I’ll let you in on a secret..

Do cool things and the babes will appear. This held true when I was a performing musician. When I did claymation. When I did music videos. And now that I make art.

^ this is why I’m gonna live longer than all these fake online alpha males.

Oh, and if you want to know how to draw like that, click here. Comes with over 200 fully nude reference pictures as a bonus.

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