It's easy to get ahead in the corporate world. The average person is lazy as hell. If you have any work ethic at all, you'll simply just get ahead. Smart employers know this. Note though that not all employers are smart. A lot of them can't tell the difference between…
I don't care if you're a jock, a nerd, a stoner, or whatever. If you're cool to me, I'll be cool to you. I used to work with this IT guy. I'll call him Brutus. Brutus was super smart. And very nerdy. He'd come over at least several times a…
I don't care how much money a woman makes. To me, there's no difference whether she makes $25k a year or $250k a year. So what? I'd pay the bills anyways. And to be honest, I don't care if she'd prefer to be a housewife. Actually, I'd prefer that. Take…
Some folks will consistently find something to complain about. Doom and gloom is their entire life.
There's a guy I like on Twitter whose name is Rivelino. He's a controversial figure. A lot of people I like love him. A lot of people I like hate him. Which is great. My friend D and I always said the following about art. If someone sees your art…
In sixth grade, I lived in an entirely different world. My junior high had a tradition where the sixth graders would play tackle football against the eighth graders. The PE coaches will all be there. For their amusement. As a sixth grader, the eighth graders were all eight feet tall…
Mom enrolled me in piano lessons and I was terrible. Absolutely awful. I picked it up at a snail's pace and read notes like I was stupid. You know why? I wanted to play football (American). My heart was on going outside. Every chance I got. I compiled football stats.…
If I wrote this article in the 1980s, nobody would have read it. They would have seen the headline and immediately thought "duh!" It was totally normal for a straight guy to admire a beautiful woman. Women knew it too. So they worked on looking good. I've said before that…
Hi. My name is Roman. And I'm a workaholic. (Everyone claps). I cannot stop working. It's just what I do. I work. All day long. Often all night long as well. I'll wake up in the middle of the night with an idea then never go back to sleep, working…
The feminist who hated my wife used to be a total babe. I know this because she showed me the pics. She had a wonderful lifestyle. Was married to a rich guy. Traveled the world. Then something happened and they got divorced. Of course, I've only heard her side of…