The mirror doesn’t lie

I've met a lot of those "all bodies are beautiful" people. And I can assure you that every single one of those people are douchebags. Without exceptions. Because they know it's a lie. And someone who knowingly lies is called a liar. (Merriam-Webster defines a liar as "a person who…

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Stairs vs the Elevator and why it matters

My wife and I love cruising. We did our first cruise in our 30s and felt like besides the children, we were the youngest people there. Most folks on cruise ships are older. Maybe it's because cruising is a lazy vacation. You got everything setup for you. You don't really…

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I prefer thick-skinned people

For my inner circle, everyone's got pretty thick skin. I love people who I can be totally honest with. I can't stand people who get offended easily. If I'm making a joke, I prefer to pull no punches. It's intended to be funny. Not to be politically correct. Like for…

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“No one cares” is freeing

My previous article was on how the universe doesn't give a flying fuck about you. To make life even more impersonal, the vast majority of people don't either, including a lot of people you care about. Whereas that at first sounds absolutely awful, it's reality. And you know what? It's…

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