Awhile back, I was working on a book on orchestrating for Heavy Metal music. Most orchestrated Metal is just bad. Not going to call out names, but when I've heard several bands that actually have the budget to orchestrate their music, when they did, it sounded like garbage. That's because…
A few years ago, I had a long discussion about the decline of masculinity and sexuality with a heterosexual woman that I’m strictly on platonic terms with. She’s a big fan of 50 Shades of Grey, both the books and the movie. For the record, I have neither read the…
I have yet to meet a feminist with an ounce of culture. I love Camille Paglia, but I've never met her. The ones I've met? About as cultured as a garden slug. And yes, I've met a lot of them. I even regrettably lived with a feminist girlfriend for awhile…
Roxy and I have a long running argument. She thinks she's average and I'm an amazing artist. I think she's gorgeous and I'm just painting what I see. It's funny how sometimes, beautiful women don't see what others see. Regardless though, her presence is magical. I get inspired whenever she's…
I don't just state problems. I state problems, then propose solutions. That's how I think. Women love to complain. They'll lay out all their problems and expect you to listen to them all. Then get irritated when a man proposes solutions. Well, guess what? This article isn't for the ladies.…