Bartenders get laid

My favorite bartender in the San Francisco area was skinny and goofy looking. That motherfucker could outdrink anyone though. I wonder where the alcohol went because he really was rail thin. Anyways, he always had a hot girlfriend. And always also had attractive female friends. Was his girl jealous? I’m sure she was. That’s a… Continue reading Bartenders get laid

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Why nobody approached her

This article is actually for the ladies. Gentlemen – you can still read it of course. There’s a chance you might learn something from it too. I was out drinking awhile back with my buddy D and a co-worker. I’ve talked about D before. He’s the guy who we’d discuss and argue music, aesthetics, architecture,… Continue reading Why nobody approached her

I’m back on Twitter

Hey folks. I’m back on Twitter. My account is opiumtales2 because some jackass has opiumtales. That dickhead is some emo piece of shit who’s just sitting on my fame, apparently grabbed while I was banned. What a dick. Anyways, if you’re there, give me a follow.

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