The feminist who hated my wife used to be a total babe. I know this because she showed me the pics. She had a wonderful lifestyle. Was married to a rich guy. Traveled the world. Then something happened and they got divorced. Of course, I've only heard her side of…
In college, I had two creative writing professors. I took creative writing seriously. I'd rank Speech and Creative Writing as the top one and two most important courses in college, respectively. Whether you like it or not, you need to learn how to talk. Humans are a social species. Like…
When I talked about finding someone younger and cuter, I called out poseurs. I can't stand poseurs, because I can't stand dishonesty. It's like, I was talking about investing on Twitter and some jackass said he never made an investing mistake. Really? Yes, some people really are simply lying douchebags.…
There's an old joke that goes "I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic goes to meetings." Well, I can honestly say I'm not an alcoholic. Yes, with a straight face. I drink almost daily. Sometimes I don't. I don't drink on the days when I go to the gym. Now of…
"Steve" is a wimp. He likes things in life, but is too chickenshit to pursue them. When he likes a girl, he doesn't know how to approach her. When he wants something in life, he doesn't know how to gun for it and hopes it magically appears on his plate.…
